comedycentral:

Find out which of these #BadHogwartsClasses won the House Cup on tonight’s new @midnight.



dirtyovercoats:

some au ideas for you otp:

  • au where one rescues the other from a terrible place, like hell or purgatory
  • au where one of them convinces the other to give up everything they’ve ever known for the sake of humanity
  • au where one pledges to help the other lose their “virginity” while they are staying together in an abandoned empty house
  • au where one thinks the other is dead and mourns for a year until they find the other miraculously alive but without their memories
  • au where one thinks the other is trapped somewhere dangerous and thinks they’re hallucinating their eventual return because they miss them so much
  • au where one is brainwashed to kill the other by killing hundreds upon hundreds of facsimile versions, but when face with the real thing cannot do it, and the brainwashing it broken
  • au where they accidentally have to babysit together after a rogue angel tries to kill them
  • au where one of them dies and the other lies in bed naked for a month and a half in mourning before learning the other is not dead but instead a demon so they pledge themselves to saving them again

… wait


alaskastardust:

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

alaskastardust:

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE


optimysticals:

widovv:

if you want to be my lover you have to be able to marathon every marvel movie in one sitting

#THIS REQUIREMENT GETS HARDER AND HARDER TO FULFILL WITH EACH PASSING YEAR

And yet, the requirement is still valid.



"I was going for minimalism but I think I came out with magician."
— The Doctor - Time Heist (via doctorwho)


phlintscones:

jchelseaw:

the-steve-bucky-ship:

darthstitch:


High-Res [x]

A Steve is a Steve no matter how small. 
A Steve is a Steve no matter how tall.

Really highlights how much of a difference Bucky would have had to get used to.

OMFG I JUST REALIZED IMAGNINE HOW MANY TIMES BUCKY TURNED AROUND TO SAY SOMETHING TO STEVE AND WAS SUDDENLY TALKING TO HIS BOOBS AND YOU JUST KNOW STEVE CRACKED A JOKE ABOUT “MY EYES ARE UP HERE, BUDDY” AND “IS THIS WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE ONE OF THE GIRLS YOU DATE? *COVERS CHEST IN PRETEND SHYNESS*”

aslkdfjasdfkljsfjk ITS SO AMUSING!

OMG YES

phlintscones:

jchelseaw:

the-steve-bucky-ship:

darthstitch:

High-Res [x]

A Steve is a Steve no matter how small.

A Steve is a Steve no matter how tall.

Really highlights how much of a difference Bucky would have had to get used to.

OMFG I JUST REALIZED IMAGNINE HOW MANY TIMES BUCKY TURNED AROUND TO SAY SOMETHING TO STEVE AND WAS SUDDENLY TALKING TO HIS BOOBS AND YOU JUST KNOW STEVE CRACKED A JOKE ABOUT “MY EYES ARE UP HERE, BUDDY” AND “IS THIS WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE ONE OF THE GIRLS YOU DATE? *COVERS CHEST IN PRETEND SHYNESS*”

aslkdfjasdfkljsfjk ITS SO AMUSING!

OMG YES


notahammer:

Toby Barlow, Sharp Teeth

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